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BigOinSeattle's avatar

Damn that was intense. I had a pit/shepherd mix that wasn't nearly as terrifying but she was dog aggressive and once shook a dachshund until it bled, and its owner started crying before my wife could pull her off. She also did NOT like Hispanic men. She would growl if she heard them speaking and they came near us. My ex and I speculated that she was treated badly by

Spanish guys - she was at the Antioch, CA dog pound when my ex adopted her. Strangely enough other races, even blacks, were OK with her. And women she had no problem with. Thank God she was not human aggressive. I would have had to get rid of her for sure. And she hated varmints. Coons and skunks best not come into our yard (although she learned her lesson with skunks after a few sprays)

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JS.Hardy's avatar

What an unholy combination shep and pit, a pit as big and intelligent as a shepard would be satans hell hound. Was she from a shelter? Couldve been abused by a mexican or even a white person who ate a lot of tacos

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BigOinSeattle's avatar

😂 yes she was from the pound and my ex and I speculated that she was abused by Hispanics before that. She was definitely a bundle of energy though, more stocky than big, like a sheep dog not a huge German shepherd. I’d guess she was 50 pounds of raw muscle.

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The 13th Grade's avatar

Great story, but I need some Aussie to English translation. What’s a Holden cap? And is “white ox” OxyContin?

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JS.Hardy's avatar

Holden is an Australian car brand owned by GM, wearing a Holden hat is like wearing a Chevy hat. White Ox is the brand of rolling tobacco that they give you in prison. Nobody who hasnt been to prison smokes White Ox because its incredibly harsh and disgusting, but people who have been to prison often still smoke it because they find that nothing else is strong enough for their tastes. As such, it is quite a good indicator of a low life, and you can actually smell them

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The 13th Grade's avatar

Ah, got it. I guess the Burgerland equivalent of White Ox would be a grape-flavored White Owl cigarillo.

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JS.Hardy's avatar

Idk, that sounds kind of pleasant?

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Centaur Write Satyr, MBA's avatar

Most Aussie ending ever, “The End, Cunts”

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